High quality, beautiful design, and functional
Handcrafted in Germany, Built for Everywhere
Every NOHrD SlimBeam leaves a German workshop touched by real hands, not just assembly-line robots. The wood grain isn’t veneer; it’s the spine of the machine, chosen in Oak, Cherry, or Walnut. That choice isn’t cosmetic posturing—wood dampens vibration, dulls the clang of steel, and lets you push limits without announcing it to the neighbors. Rubberized weight plates hide in back, stacking to 75 kg while staying eerily silent. It feels German: efficient, disciplined, purposeful.
Design That Owns Its Footprint
At 40 cm wide and fixed a mere 10 cm from the wall, the NOHrD SlimBeam occupies less than a quarter square meter. Yet pull the butterfly arms out and you command up to eight meters of cable travel. Think of it as a retractable arena — compact when idle, sprawling at full stretch. The pulleys swivel 180°, lock anywhere on the vertical rail, and swing unilateral or bilateral so you can carve precise lines across the body: low-to-high chops, diagonal pulls, single-arm rows, face pulls, flyes. The range is limited only by imagination.
Cable Ratios for Every Stage
- 3:1 (standard): Feathery 0.83 kg increments, perfect for rehab or punch-perfecting finesse.
- 2:1: Middle ground for general strength work.
- 1:1: Raw power, topping out at a legitimate 75 kg double-handle pull.
Swap ratios and the NOHrD SlimBeam grows with you, not against you.
Function Meets Freedom
Cable training isn’t new; it’s the quiet engine behind every elite strength program. What the NOHrD SlimBeam adds is fluidity. Ball-bearing wheels erase friction, so the resistance feels like carving through water. Core and stabilizers fire on every rep because nothing is locked into a single plane. You’re forging strength that translates outside the gym—reach, twist, hoist, carry—movements that mirror the unpredictable dance of real life.
Butterfly Arms: Your Multi-Tool
The dual-pulley “butterfly” design lets you:
- Target one side at a time—fix imbalances before they turn into injuries.
- Switch angles instantly—high, low, diagonal without re-rigging.
- Move naturally—the cables roll with you, not against you.
Digital Eyes on Every Rep
Opt for the 7-inch Performance Monitor and the NOHrD SlimBeam shifts from artisan object to data-hungry coach. The screen auto-detects load, reps, and total volume, then drops a “Workout of the Day” when your own creativity stalls. Video demos keep form tight, and all you need is a wall outlet to light it up. It’s a seamless plug-in, so you can start analog and level up when numbers matter.
Accessories: The Rabbit Hole
Lat bar, triceps rope, ankle cuffs—each add-on cracks open another dimension. Because the weight plates are quiet and the footprint tiny, you can pepper supersets without rearranging furniture. It’s the functional-training Swiss Army knife that refuses to look utilitarian.
The Business of Owning One
- Oak: US $2,000 – the minimalist’s ticket in.
- Cherry: + $400 – a warm, mid-town gallery vibe.
- Walnut: + $500 – dark, moody, CEO energy.
Commercial-grade build means 120 kg total machine weight and a 100 kg user limit, so it’s as comfortable in boutique studios as it is in spare bedrooms. Factor in lifetime wood appeal, near-silent operation, and negligible maintenance, and the price stops looking like an indulgence and starts looking like an investment.
Awards Back Up the Aesthetics
The NOHrD SlimBeam didn’t just turn heads; it captured the German Design Award and the Plus X Award for High Quality, Design, and Functionality. Translation: it behaves as beautifully as it looks, and it’s built to outlast fad-chasing gadgets.
Pros & Cons at a Glance
Pros
- Furniture-grade wood harmonizes with living spaces.
- Footprint smaller than a barstool yet offers full-body training.
- Adjustable cable ratios suit rehab, hypertrophy, and power phases.
- Virtually silent—no metallic clatter to kill the vibe.
- Monitor upgrade adds coaching and tracking without clutter.
Cons
- Top weight (75 kg) may cap out serious powerlifters.
- Wall-mount install requires solid anchoring—renters need landlord love.
- Premium price; bargain hunters will balk.
Final Verdict: A Passport to Consistent Training
The NOHrD SlimBeam is the antidote to excuses. It removes the friction—space, noise, aesthetics—that derails home workouts. Whether you’re a frequent flyer craving a reliable station between red-eye flights, or a minimalist fighting for square footage, the NOHrD SlimBeam meets you halfway and drags you the rest. It turns training from a chore into a daily ritual, the sort that hardens bodies and calms minds. And it does it without shouting, squeaking, or spoiling the room’s soul.
If you’re ready to elevate your setup from sweaty compromise to sculptural centerpiece, the NOHrD SlimBeam is your move.
Pros
- Aesthetic Excellence: The NOHrD SlimBeam is meticulously handcrafted from high-quality wood, turning an ordinary piece of gym equipment into a design statement that integrates seamlessly with modern home interiors.
- Space-Saving Design: With a footprint of less than a quarter of a square meter and just 20 cm protruding from the wall, the SlimBeam offers a complete functional training experience without sacrificing valuable living space.
- Quiet Operation: The use of rubberized weight plates eliminates the typical clanking noise of weight stacks, creating a discreet workout environment perfect for apartments or shared spaces.
- Versatile Training Options: The adjustable, height-swiveling butterfly pulleys allow for unilateral, bilateral, and multi-angled exercises, making it possible to target virtually every muscle group with a single machine.
- Customizable Resistance: Multiple cable ratio options (3:1, 2:1, 1:1) allow users to finely tune resistance for rehabilitation, general fitness, or serious strength work.
- Digital Integration: An optional 7-inch touchscreen monitor provides workout tracking, on-demand routines, and exercise demonstrations, adding an advanced digital layer to training sessions.
- Award-Winning Build Quality: Recognized by both the German Design Award and Plus X Award, the SlimBeam stands out for its durability, design, and functionality.
- Expandable with Accessories: The machine supports a range of add-ons, from ankle straps to lat bars, extending the variety of exercises possible.
- Smooth, Natural Motion: Ball-bearing pulley system ensures fluid, consistent resistance that engages stabilizing muscles and supports functional movement patterns.
- Low Maintenance: Built to last with premium materials and precise engineering, the SlimBeam demands minimal upkeep, promising years of reliable use.
Cons
- Premium Pricing: The SlimBeam’s starting price of $2,000 (Oak) and up to $2,500 (Walnut) puts it well above the reach of budget-conscious buyers.
- Limited Max Weight: The top resistance of 75 kg may be insufficient for advanced lifters focusing on maximal strength or heavy power training.
- Permanent Installation Required: Wall-mounting is necessary for safe use, which could be problematic for renters or anyone without a solid wall structure.
- Monitor Upgrade Costs Extra: The 7-inch touchscreen monitor, a major selling point for digital tracking, is not included by default and will add to the overall price.
- User Weight Limit: The maximum user weight is capped at 100 kg, which could exclude heavier athletes from using the equipment safely.
- Accessory Purchases: Expanding training possibilities with additional attachments means further investment, increasing the total cost.
- Not Easily Portable: Weighing 120 kg and requiring fixed installation, the SlimBeam isn’t suited for those seeking a mobile or temporary workout solution.
- Learning Curve: Beginners unfamiliar with cable training may require guidance to maximize the machine’s versatility and prevent improper use.
Verdict
The NOHrD SlimBeam is a rare breed: a piece of fitness equipment that refuses to compromise on aesthetics, versatility, or craftsmanship. For those who value design as much as performance, it transforms any space into a functional, motivating gym without dominating the room’s character. The near-silent operation, smooth mechanics, and modular cable resistance make it a sophisticated solution for anyone from physiotherapy patients to dedicated athletes seeking a full-body challenge at home. However, this polish comes at a premium—both in price and installation demands. If you’re willing to invest, the SlimBeam delivers a harmonious blend of beauty and utility that’s as enduring as it is effective. For the discerning, design-driven fitness enthusiast, this is not just equipment—it’s a lifestyle upgrade.
Starting $2,000
If you’re seeking a space-saving cable machine that doesn’t drain your wallet, the Bells of Steel Cable Tower is a worthy alternative to the NOHrD SlimBeam. This machine is a true multi-tool for home gyms, available in either a highly affordable plate-loaded version or a more convenient weight stack model—giving you flexibility to match your budget and training style. With up to 250 lbs of resistance and 33 different pulley height settings, you’ll unlock a huge range of exercises, from classic cable work to dips and belt squats using specialized attachments. Pair two towers for even greater versatility, transforming your setup into a squat rack with options for chest and leg presses. Compact at just 2.5′ x 2.5′ of floor space and easily stabilized with an extra upright or by bolting it down, the Bells of Steel Cable Tower delivers robust performance, adaptability, and unbeatable value for anyone serious about building a powerful home gym.
